I caught my boyfriend kissing a replica!

Oh god she looked just like me!

monster hand mary carries big baby jesus.
11 December
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I'll put you back in the picture and paint you blue.

i le tigre

"To everyone out there who's a little different, I say, 'Damn a magazine, these is God's fingerprints,' you can call me ugly, but can't take nothin from me, I am what I am, docta, you ain't gotta love me."

"Life's not a bitch life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy.
Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests. Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess."

i mean, sure, sage francis is a bitch, but he says some wily shit.

dino with a gun.

kapow like wow!

I run bassdrive and turbano! JOIN THEM! >O!!


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too cool for school.. .. but she goes there anyways :).
Strengths: taco flavored kisses, dino affiliates with guns, and mad free-stylin' skills.
Weaknesses: loves someone who sucks bitch ass.
Special Skills: call her to find out ;]
Weapons: her mom must be a bitch, cuz you got slapped in the face when you saw her.
ahahaaaa: i like to play.

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